I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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