Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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