found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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