I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am spending my child support on dildos
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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