At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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