I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm like, not good at living.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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