Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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