I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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