i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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