so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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