Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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