kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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