His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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