So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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