Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
organizing the empties. That sober.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
