I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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