this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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