Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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