Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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