Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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