i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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