She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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