I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Congratulations! We have a period
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