kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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