Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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