after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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