After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize