you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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