Who did Billy Mays play for?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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