your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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