So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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