brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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