You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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