Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize