Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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