yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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