Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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