I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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