i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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