yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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