when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're like the curious george of whores
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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