Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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