Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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