she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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