Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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