Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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