Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He has the fingertips of a God
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