if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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