My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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