I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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