like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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