I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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