I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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