these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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