i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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