You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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