in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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