That's intense
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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How's work?
Spinning.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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