dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Two words: nipple clamps
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