Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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